Week 4 is on the way, and this questions and answers section is getting hot! I love to toot my own horn, so let me tell you, my advice last week was extraordinary, staying on par with the rest of my life – check out this week’s question and answers section… – Papa Weimer

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Papa, can you rank these defensive options Hou vs Atl. ( I don’t think Joey can have 2 good games in a row because I am from the Detroit area – I know better), GB vs Minn ( Minn QB situation) and Minn vs GB (No running game and Minn will key on the pass and Brett has the tendency to throw interceptions).

Also which of these RBs will play this week? I need a replacement for Deuce. Graham TB, Buckhalter Phil, Watson Cinn. and Gado Hou. It would be nice to know if Rudi, Brian or Caddie wasn’t going to play. I don’t have that luxury, but I have the next best thing you, so impart some words of wisdom…. -David Balog of the Detroit Area

Dave, solid questions, and it looks like you need some answers, so here you go:

I would rank your 3 defenses as follows; Green Bay, Minnesota, and Houston – I guess I have a couple reasons for my rankings. 1- I think Green Bay is not only the best defense of the bunch, but Minnesota has the toughest time putting drives together of all 3 opponents listed. With or without their starting quarterback, they have no passing attack, and Green Bay will easily slow that rookie’s rushing game down. 2- I like Minnesota’s defense a lot, and I think Green Bay has put up a few too many points lately, and I don’t expect them to light up the Vikings – but, this is a new season, and maybe all those points aren’t an aberration after all, so that’s why the Vikings slip to #2 – and that is a close #2 to Houston’s #3. See, I still have trouble believing that the Texans are for real, and thus I’ll drop them to 3, plus Joey Harrington showed he can toss a ball up for grabs here and there, and Atlanta’s big receivers can definitely grab that ball every once in a while, putting up points on defenses. However, Houston has been a very good defense to start the season, even against the Colts, so they are still a very good option, plus we all know Joey likes to throw the ball to defensive backs. That’s my rankings, but I don’t think you can go wrong here. Green Bay is probably the safest and Minnesota has the most risk, while Houston will almost surely sack Joey a handful of times and cause a turnover or two. Good luck, I’d go with Green Bay.

As for your running back dilemma, how about trying to pick of Brian Leonard? I know the Rams offensive output hasn’t been appealing at all, but Leonard is a great receiver and a good vision runner – and who knows, with the 20+ carries he’ll get, he might just be the change of pace guy the Rams need to get going. I know he’s starting, and he could be starting for a couple weeks, and I also know he’s going up against Dallas’s tough run defense – but when you’re going for a backup runner to have a fantasy-worthy day, why not take a guy whom you know is going to get carries? Between the guys you offered up, I’d rank them as follows; Gado (because Ahman Green is the closest to sitting out this week, and Atlanta’s defensive front has been brutal), Graham (because he played well with what he got, and Carolina’s defense looks like a shell of their former selves while Cadillac Williams has shown that he needs some help in the backfield to keep him healthy). The next two, I wouldn’t pick up. I think Rudi will almost certainly play, and the Bengals play the Patriots anyway, and who has done anything against them? And Buckhalter might not even get the majority of the carries if Westbrook is out (but I think Westy will be fine and play) – the Eagles still like their rookie, Tony Hunt. I’d roll the dice on Leonard first, then Gado, then Graham.

I am in a full keeper Dynasty League, and I have Steven Jackson and LaDainian Tomlinson at running back, with Ahman Green and Mike Turner as my backups. I have Plaxico, and that’s about it at receiver (Mushin Muhammad, Wes Welker, and Drew Bennett are my #2s). I have an offer giving me Frank Gore and Andre Johnson for LT – I never thought I’d trade LT, but Gore is 3 years younger and Johnson looks like he’s going to be a beast for 6-7 more years. I have to take this, don’t I? Mikeal Virta – I come from Finland

Mr. Virta, surely, I would take the offer given to you. It makes your team better, now and in the future. I think this is a bad time to trade LT, but it looks like you are getting fair value even with the running back’s struggles. Frank Gore is very young, and looks like he’s going to beast defenses long into the future while Andre Johnson, thought injured, has looked absolutely great in his first two weeks with Matt Schaub – and that looks like its going to be a great match-up for years to come. LT is a fantasy god, but when I look at your team, I think you will get more fantasy production from the duo of Gore and Johnson than you would with LT and Drew, Wes, or Muhammad. So, in a few words, it’s a good deal, you should take it.

Reggie Bush is on a bye week, but he looks like a good bet to start doing big things for the Saints, now, doesn’t he? Because he’s on a bye, and he’s looked God-awful, I have a chance to trade De’Shaun Foster to get him – Foster is my 3rd running back, and we only need to start 2 – the 3rd option is a flex – you make that deal on upside alone, right? – Coach K, one trade away, in Alabama

You betcha! Thanks to De’Shaun for blowing up just in the nick of time for you trade to go through. Hurry and take it before this guy has a second chance to realize that Foster is about to get hurt, he’s still going to share time with DeAngelo Williams, and he’s not going to play the Falcons every single week. Honestly, I think Reggie Bush is a good film session away from becoming a good running back in the NFL. If I were his coach, I would tell him that he is not allowed to make a move before he gets to the line of scrimmage. On both of his touchdowns last night, he just went forward, or to the corner, or wherever – he just went, that’s the key. He didn’t pause and wait for something to open up. When the NFL people say the biggest difference between college football and the NFL is the speed, they don’t mean the speed of the players, thought that changes a bit too. The speed of where and how holes open up, and the angles that need to be taken, that is the biggest change in speed. See, in college, Bush could wait for the holes to open, then hit them, and his speed would get him there. In the NFL, you have to hit a non-hole as if its going to be a hole when you get there, you have to be going full speed or when the hole opens up for that split second you’ll never be there in time. Bush needs to go forward, he can’t dance his way out of the club in this league. I’d make the trade, because I believe the Saints and Bush will eventually turn it around.

Papa Weimer, thanks for your advice last week with Ronnie Brown, I don’t even feel like throwing rocks at his car anymore. He single handily won my fantasy game for me, and now I’m getting a fat-head of the guy, coming to my front steps on Friday – Now that Cam Cameron has his nuts on straight, he should give Ronnie more touches for the rest of the season. But now what should I do with Lee Evans? I could pick up Shaun McDonald, Greg Jennings, or Rhoddy White – would you drop Lee for any of those donkeys? … PK Palmer from the U

PK, good thing you stuck with Ronnie, he absolutely balled the Jets this weekend, and is a good reason why the Dolphins might still win a few games this season. As for Lee, I’d keep him an start him this weekend against the Jets. Even with JP Losman out, I think Lee could have a huge day against New York. See, Lee is a lot like Steve Smith, but he just needs a quarterback to give him chances. If the Bills want any chance to win this weekend, you can bet that Lee will have about 10-15 balls float his way, if he catches half, that’s 150 yards and a touchdown. So, while he’s not the safest bet around, he’s about twice as talented as any of the three guys you listed, combined, so I’d stick with Evans and hope the Bills can turn it around under Trent Edwards. The kid throws a nice ball and is a pretty smart football player, so maybe he leads the Bills to an improved showing this weekend. Its worth the shot. Don’t drop Lee.

Last Weeks Questions

Papa Weimer – **52 y/o – two open Heart surgeries and a nasty attitude**

I’m rolling into Week 9 of my questions section, and I must say, with all the bad fantasy play in week 1 from some first round picks, I didn’t get nearly enough terrible questions. However, I did get a couple, which always makes me happy as can be. If you look closely, there’s a couple good questions as well. Keep the questions coming, they keeps me regular. – Papa Weimer

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Steven Jackson looked terrible in Week 1, fumbling and bumbling to 1 stinking fantasy point – I’m thinking about offering him for Edgerrin James, who looked solid in his game against he 49ers – what do you think? – Hamilton the Great in Lexington, Kentucky.

Ham, I think that’s a great idea; I mean, Edgerrin James had a solid game against one of the lesser rushing defenses on the market. Jackson had one bad game against a very good defense in the Carolina Panthers – and those two fumbles will almost surely carry him around all season long. Maybe, if you’re lucky, you could get Chris Brown and Drew Carter for Jackson and Larry Fitzgerald – that’d be a hell of steal because Larry and Jackson had less than a nickels worth of fantasy points while Brown and Carter combined for 175 rushing yards and two receiving touchdowns. Sell it all, swap-meet style, hurry, while the price of your two studs are as low as they’ll ever be. C’mon, buddy, pull yourself together. This is sports, shit happens. Sure, Fitzy, and Ste-Jack were on my All Tear Jerkers team, but that doesn’t mean you should trade them. Jackson’s value took another hit when we learned that Orlando Pace could be out for the year, but I still think he’ll have more fantasy points than Edge. Jackson is a stud, and while he did struggle in Week 1, I have a feeling he might just pull himself together. If you want to trade this guy, bite the Week 1 bullet train, and just wait to do it after he has a Steven Jackson type week. Remember, LT didn’t start off on fire either, and think of how many fantasy football teams were destroyed when owners like yourself went off the deep end and traded the best fantasy player ever. Don’t be that guy.

Papa, I just got a trade offer asking for Edgerrin James and Ronald Curry while giving me Torry Holt, Thomas Jones, and Deuce McAllister – this trade is way in my favor, isn’t it? A little note, I need running back depth. Dirt Rhodes in Idaho

Dirt Rhodes, that’s rich. In Idaho nonetheless, haha. Anyway, about your trade, yeah, take it, hurry, before the guy offering you this deal reads my article. Honestly, I think both James and Curry will have nice seasons, as I’ve said more than once, Curry is going to be a stud if he stays healthy. Holt is getting old, but the guy remains wide open. The Rams offense will be better, and even if his numbers are down this year, he will at least match those of Ronald Curry. Plus, his historical upside, and the fact that he has one of the top 5 best set of hands in the league make him a great “buy low” pick up. With Orlando Pace out for the season, I think the Rams will have to throw just a little bit more. As for Jones and Deuce, I think Thomas will fight through some tough defense early to have a big year for the Jets. By seasons’ end, he’ll be in a dead heat with Edge, or possibly even ahead of him. His calf injury worries me just a little less than fruit flies in my kitchen. Deuce continues to be the best YPC back in New Orleans, and I imagine he’ll give you the running back depth you need. I don’t know if he’ll ever get enough carries to explode for 150+ yards, but he’ll get you to the century mark a couple times, and I imagine he’ll put 8-10 balls in the endzone by the end of the year. It’s nice that people who picked Saints early are itching to dump them after one bad game. You’ve got to love it!

I have a dilemma I didn’t think I’d ever have this season, I don’t know if I should start Reggie Bush against the Buccaneers or Adrian Peterson against the Detroit Lions. I’m actually leaning toward the rookie beast – what’s your opinion? – Justin Sobchuck in Bellingham

You’re right, Justin, and I also never imagined that Peterson would be a better option that Bush, especially early in the year, and even more so when Bush has a pretty nice match-up. Reggie plays the Bucs, who, like I said, don’t have the speed to keep up with one of the most dynamic players in the NFL, however, AP plays the Lions, and the Vikings will almost surely ride their 1st round pick to the tune of 25 carries, especially if Chester Taylor’s health continues to flounder. To be quite honest, I’m not sure AP is the better pick here, but he definitely seems like the safe pick. Bush has shown he can dominate the fantasy category in select games, but AP’s style looks to be more consistent, plus he’ll almost certainly get the goal-line looks against a Lion team that gave up loads of yards to LaMont Jordan, receiving and rushing. Sobby, go with your young horse, and see if you can’t let him lead you to fantasy glory.

I drafted Saints at every turn, and now my team is last in the league in points, and if they struggle again this week, I’m definitely screwed. Do you think I could still get good value for Bush, Brees, and Colston? Or should I wait to trade them? Please leave name blank, in LA.

Do you work for Sunset Tan? My daughter was watching that show the other day, and I just about killed the cat when I through the TV into the ground. If you want to be considered one of the most overactive idiots in all of fantasy sports (and that would be quite the feat, considering the group of buddies I play this game with) they you will try to trade your Saints as fast as you can. Listen, “nameless,” good move not leaving your name, because anyone with half a brain would have poked fun at you like the bullies did in middle school. You don’t trade guys when their value is low, and I can tell you now, the Saints’ value will never be lower. Even in the gambling world, the Saints are only 3 point favorites against the freaking Bucs for God’s sake. If you can pull your head out for just one second, realize that the worst thing you could possibly do would be to trade any New Orleans players in the next few weeks. Wait for their value to come back up. I can’t imagine any of the Saints’ stars has a worse game all season long, than the one they had against the Colts. Come back to reality, hold yourself together, and don’t ever ask questions of this sort ever again.

My man, I’m still going with a new defense every week. It worked like a charm last week when you told me to roll with the Vikings, but they play the Lions this week, and even if Detroit plays bad, they have loads of offensive weapons. Who would you choose in Week 2 out of Cincinnati, Jacksonville, Green Bay, Seattle, or the Colts?- David Balog in Burlington, WA.

Dave, good to hear from you again. Yes, the defense by match-up approach is one of the more underrated fantasy options out there. Some times it will come back to haunt you, but the fact that you don’t need to drop anyone important on bye weeks, and you didn’t have to waste one of your first 10 draft picks on a solid defense should make your team better in the long run. I like the Bengals this week, if only because they look like the turnover causing unit they were two seasons ago, and the fact that they go head to head with Derek Anderson, Brady Quinn, and the Cleveland Browns. Jacksonville has the same kind of defense that Minnesota does, so they might be a nice option against the Falcons, but I hear Bobby Patrino wants to give the ball to Jerious Norwood more, which means the Falcons will be more explosive. Green Bay plays a pretty dynamic offense in New York, even with Brandon Jacobs out, this group could put up 3-4 touchdowns. However, if it comes out that Manning is going to be a no-show, the Packers become a Jarred Lorenzen sacking, intercepting, and fumble causing destroyer. Seattle plays the Cardinals, who should be better offensively than they were last week, but they still have a very inexperienced Matt Leinart at the helm, so they could be nice as well. The Colts played a little better than I think they are, in Week 1, and I never really know about throwing defenses against Vince Young. The Titans running game has seemed to hurt the Colts in the past, so I’d probably stay away from Indy this week. I think your best option in Cinci, their match-up is too easy. Next is Jacksonville, and after that the Hawks. Green Bay could be great if Manning sits out. Good luck, and keep the defensive rotation fresh.

Last Weeks Questions

Papa Weimer – **52 y/o – two open Heart surgeries and a nasty attitude**

This be my 8th week at the center of Lucky Lester’s fantasy questions, and I must say, I’ve never been more excited for the season to start. Here’s my cheers to the opening week of the NFL season, with a nice cup of scotch… Cheers! Keep the questions coming, in keeps me regular. – Papa Weimer

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I’ve had enough of this rankings business! I think Laurence Maroney is going to be a Top 3 back in the NFL this season. I have the 3rd pick, and I know he’s going to be there. It’s a normal league format. If I can’t trade down, is there any reason why I shouldn’t take LM? – Joshua Booty in Southern Cali.

Hell no! Do your damn thing man. With the 3rd pick in the draft, Joshua Booty selects Laurence Maroney, RB, New England Patriots. Long pause… Lots of group laughter. Sure, man, there are going to be laughers out there, but screw ’em. I’ve seen more ridiculous picks, like every time some jackass takes Peyton Manning in the Top 5. I also think Maroney is going to blow up the league next year, especially with all those defenses worried about Randy Moss, Daunte Stallworth, Ben Watson, and Wes Welker. Last year, the Patriots rushing attack totaled 1,969 yards and 20 touchdowns. Newsbreak, Corey Dillon is MIA this year. Aside from a possible injury, I see nothing holding Maroney back from getting 1,500 of those yards and 16 of those TDs this season. He’s a beast, and I know my nephew thinks he’s the best running back of last years’ class. What a smooth and powerful runner. You’re right, he’s not good value, but so what, value isn’t production, and its not like you could wait to get him with your next pick. Another guy like that is Travis Henry. The guy could have 1,800 yards and 15 TDs in Denver, but nobody will pick him in the Top 10. Bottom line, do what you want, unless that is taking Peyton #3 and Deuce #22… Forget that business. Josh, do it! And remember, get the last laugh!

I actually have a solid dilemma going into Week 1 on the NFL season. I tricked and treated my way to Clinton Portis, Travis Henry, Caddilac Williams, Brian Westbrook, LenDale White, and Frank Gore in my 12 Team Dynasty league. But who should I start in Week 1. I have 3 spots, I was thinking Henry, Westbrook and Gore. What you thinking?- Bo Kettle from the Strip.
I only hope you have strippers in the strip, Bo, and I hope they give free lap-dances to guys with cool names like Bo Kettle. The truth of the matter is, I like the 3 guys you have, and yes, you must have tricked a few treaters on way to those 6 starting backs. The only other option I see is Clinton Portis, whom I actually believe could slash and burn the Dolphins on Sunday. But, you have 3 pretty solid sure things in TH, Westy, and Gore – so I’d stick with them. All 3 have pretty good match-ups, so there’s no reason to go away from them. Hopefully you have poor receiving options so your league equals out a little bit more.
Papa, I forgot, I also have a receiving dilemma. I have TO, Andre Johnson, and Javon Walker – and I can only start 2. I like Walker against Buffalo and TO against NY’s sieved of a secondary, but AJ plays KC, and he’s going to be good this year. – Bo Kettle, still in the Strip!

Wow, I would hate to be in your league. I guess not on the whole “even things out with bad receivers” tip, huh? Anyway, once again, you have pretty solid options here. And once again, I’d stick with the guns you whipped out already. Andre Johnson could blow up against the Chiefs, but I actually think KC’s defense will be better this season. Tamba Hali is the read deal putting pressure on the QB, and Derrick Johnson is a very fast linebacker. Ty Law said he’s as healthy as he’s been in 3 seasons, and overall, these guys are improving. Don’t get me wrong, AJ’s a solid option, I’d just rather have Owens and Walker against the poor defense they’re facing. And I don’t want to hear anything more about your team, Bo Kettle! In a Dynasty nonetheless, you’re making me jealous.

I have the option to drop Anthony Gonzalez and pick up Chris Henry. I know he’s out for 8 weeks, but he could be solid when he gets back. I have 4 receivers and only start 2, would you make that change? William Bradley in New Mexico.

I think the world of Henry’s upside, but I wouldn’t. Let someone else pick up Henry and then drop him in 3 weeks, then, if Gonzo hasn’t done jack, pick up CH and hope for the best. I just think, that if you pick him up right now, you never gave your first choice a chance. I know rookie receivers don’t usually tear up the league, but Gonzo is in a perfect situation to contribute right away. Manning has been known to pass for lots of yards, and many of those have gone to the slot receiver. Gonzo 2 probably won’t dominate and be a must start at any time during the season, but he will play, and that’s more than you can assure from Henry. Other guys I’d take if they’re on the waiver wire – Ronald Curry, Bobby Wade, Brandon Jones, Brandon Marshall – all these guys have a chance to be starters this year. Curry, Jones, and Wade are #1’s for their respective teams, and Marshall has huge #2 upside with Rod Smith out in Denver. Also, realize that Henry doesn’t get back to the team until Week 8. He doesn’t get to practice with the team during his suspension, so he’ll be out of shape. Maybe he’s back in game shape by Week 10. Now you get 3 weeks of his services, and you held him for 10 weeks with nothing. I just don’t think its worth it. Unless LT or someone like that is out until Week 10, I’d go a different route. Some leagues allow for an IR spot if a player is listed OUT or Injured, but I’m not sure Chris Henry would qualify for that. Check it out. If he can be IR’d – do that.

I’m going to be a defense by match-up guy this year, Papa Weimer, so I might need a little help from time to time, picking out solid defenses to start. Do you have any for Week 1? Here are what I think my best options are. 49ers, Vikings, Falcons, Seahawks, Lions, Packers, and Titans – who would you go with?- Samson Gunderson from North Carolina.
A guy after my own heart… Samson, I too am going to be a defense by match-up this season. I didn’t get one of my Top 6 defenses, and if that happens, I just go right to the D by committee approach. I figure, if it works for rushing attacks, it can work for me too. Actually, this will be the 3rd season in a row that I pull the old committee approach. Last season, I finished 2nd and the season before that I finished 1st – so its not like the system is failing me. As far as your defenses, oh boy, you have a couple dandies there. I like the Hawks, Minnesota, and Atlanta a lot. Detroit is a dark horse, but I’d stick with one of the 1st three. I think the 49ers will be part of a shootout, so I don’t like them, and Jacksonville should run all over Tennessee like the Titans were a damn obstacle course or something. I like the Packers defense a lot, but I have a feeling the Eagles are going to put up about 30 points a game this season, or at least until McNabb goes down. So I’d let them ride the free agency list for a week or so. I think the Vikings might have the best defense of the bunch, so the safe bet is with them. The Falcons don’t have a dominate passing attack, and Minnesota stops the run with the best of them. They are the safe pick. The Hawks are also pretty safe, but you never know how Garcia and Caddy Williams will perform this year. I’d probably grab the Hawks, because I think they will have so many turnovers this season – they might even be a keeper defense for the year. They are very underrated. New safeties and Patrick Kerney will all help. The Falcons are a nice pick as well, because all the Vikings have shown is a rushing game. Atlanta will put 9 in the box, and play straight up with their speedy corners. That will give DeAngelo Hall a chance to make some plays, and he’s good at that. Basically, I think the Vikings are the safest, the Hawks could be big all year, and the Falcons are a nice spot start against the Vikings, and they could make some big scoring plays defensively. So, if you think you need a huge D performance to win, go with Atlanta. You want a sure 10, go with the Vikings. You want consistency week in and week out with some stud playmakers like Lofa, Julian Peterson, and Patrick Kerney – go the Hawks way.
Last Weeks Questions

Papa Weimer – **52 y/o – two open Heart surgeries and a nasty attitude**

This be my 7th week answering questions, and if I know one thing, its that fantasy football is on the verge of taking over the world. Some other things I’ve learned this week… The Rangers scored more runs in one game than the Bucs will be able to score in any given week this fall. Mike Vick is stupid, but not nearly as stupid as the justice system if they let him off without getting his admissions to gambling… What? He financed everything, had dogs murdered, and supplied snacks for the viewing public – but didn’t make a dime off the operation? C’mon. Also, you should never listen to fantasy guru’s who tell you that its cool to take Peyton Manning in the 1st round and Antonio Gates at the top of Round 3. Scratch those guys off your must-read list of weekly fantasy fodder. – Papa Weimer

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I need some advice. I am going to be in an auction draft. I have never done this. I think there are 2 strategies. The first is spend 75% of your money on 3 studs and hope for some diamonds in the rough or draft for depth. I don’t know which is the best. If you could let me know which way is the best way to go it would be greatly appreciated. – David Balog in Burlington, WA.

Unfortunately, I’ve never completed an Auction draft. I’m trying to set one up, but my friends are tired of donating money to the “Papa Weimer Fantasy Guru” foundation. It sucks. I love that foundation. Anyway, I started an auction league last year and had Steven Jackson, Rudi Johnson, and Carson Palmer for 50$, so I guess I’d try to get the guys who go a little lower tier for under $20, that leaves you a little more money to get the lesser guys you really want. I think it was Steven $22, Rudi $20, and Carson $8 – but I’m not sure. Anyway, the draft fell through, so I wasn’t able to see how it panned out. I know those guys all did alright. I also know LT, Shaun, and LJ went for big bucks, around the $50 range, but I’ve heard of that working, too. 2 years ago, a guy emailed me telling me he won his league purchasing LT and Shaun (Alexander’s 28 TD year) for $88 (combined) and grabbed his next 12 roster spots for $1 a piece. He got some great guys for a buck (Ward, MJD, Coles), but I’m not so sure I’d ever put all my eggs in one basket. So, to tell you the truth, even though I have practically no auction experience, I would give up on the “elite” backs, and try to spend your money wisely on guys like Willie Parker, MJD, Brian Westbrook, Maroney, Thomas Jones (could be a huge steal), Cedric Benson, and maybe Brandon Jacobs and some fliers on Jerious Norwood, Brandon Jackson, or DeAngelo Williams, and spend some solid money on elite receivers. I think you could probably get a guy like Tom Brady for half the cost of Manning – I’d go that route. Sorry I can’t help more, as for once, my fantasy experience is limited… Weird feeling.

What do you think of MJD as a possible RB in the 3rd round if available? Also what do think about the availability of receivers if I go with 4 RBs and a QB in the first 5 rounds. My thought is if I get a decent RB back he could be used as bait for a better receiver. I have also toyed with the idea of going after 2 of the top 7 QBs. Your thoughts would be greatly appreciated. – DB from Pittsburgh.

I think it’d be amazing if MJD made it to the 3rd Round, and I’d definitely pick him over anybody left on the board… I think the 4 running backs thing is a decent option, but if you want one of the Top 10 receivers, just pick one instead of hoping one of your backs pans out and you can trade for one. I like 4 RBs in the first 6 picks though, and you might be able to get a guy like McNabb in the 5th, but maybe not, he’s moving up. In the 6th round, you could find receivers like Lee Evans (a guy I like to be a Top 5 receiver, Reggie Brown (should be great as Philly’s #1) and Plaxico Burress (if he stays healthy he’s a good touchdown guy with solid numbers every year). So, that 4 RB option might leave you with a couple great receivers anyway, and you won’t have to trade jack. I think going with 2 of the TOp 7 QBs will have you hurting pretty bad at another spot, RB and/or WR… But then again, some drafts allow you to do crazy stuff. I think I’d rather have a Top QB and then draft a safe vet like Jon Kitna in the 8th or 9th (crazy that he falls that far) or even Big Ben in the 9th or 10th (crazy that one bad year has him fall that far) because then you can have WRs and RBs in 8 of the first 9 rounds, and grab a solid backup signal caller. That’s what I got.

I already have Laurence Maroney and Adrian Peterson (Minn.). Would it be a dumb move to take Peyton Manning with the 3rd pick in the first round of our draft? Should I take a 3rd running back instead? Our league works this way. Our only keepers are rookies and we get them for 2 years. So all vets are available. Here is what our lineups look like; QB, RBs (1 or 2) WRs (3 or 4), TE, D, K. Currently I have Laurence Maroney (from last year), Adrian Peterson, Jerome Harrison (from last year) and Robert Meachem. Anyone who wasn’t a rookie last year or this year are available.- Greg Richard from Grand Rapids.

In that case, I still wouldn’t go for Peyton – I just don’t think he’s worth anything more than a 2nd round pick, and especially with his starting Tackle out for retirement purposes, which I think means the Colts will be running a lot more to protect Manning. See, rookie tackles (especially Ugoh) are usually better run-blockers than pass-protectors. I think Peyton’s numbers will be a little down, but then again, his defense is a little more questionable this year, so maybe he’ll need to score more points to win games – a tough conundrum, but I’d not draft Peyton, and if you really wanted an elite guy, I’d roll with Brady, Palmer, or Brees in Round 2 or 3, and grab your top running back in the 1st.. he’ll undoubtedly be a good one. It seems like you’ve given yourself a lot of options by picking nice rookies, but I wouldn’t steer clear from a top running back like Gore, Steven Jackson, or even LJ now that he’s back… Also, an elite WR in Round 2 and even 3 could be your best option, as the fact that you start at least 3 every week really ups the value for WRs. With Maroney, AP, and a guy like Gore – you pretty much have your running backs set, maybe a later guy like Ahman Green, Jamal Lewis, or DeAngelo Williams just to be safe, but in a 1-2 format at running back, 3 starters is a good option. From what I’ve seen from AP, he’ll be a starter sooner than later in Minnesota. Though I’m still worried about defenses ganging up on the run in ‘Sota, Tarvaris Jackson has shown he’s a little more polished than I thought. With 3 receivers, you could try to pull Chad Johnson, Reggie Wayne, Marvin, or Roy Williams (even TO if you want to go that route) as 2 great WR options – so every week you’d be starting 4 elite players at RB and WR… not a bad option. Some people like QBs better than WRs though, and if that’s you, go for the gusto and grab who you want. If you really want Peyton, you won’t be able to get him in the 2nd round, so make the plunge. However, I don’t think he’ll be the Top Fantasy QB next season, and even if he is, he won’t be 1 to 2 rounds better than Palmer, Brees, and Brady. Go Top 3 back, leave Manning for the next sucker.

I need to pick your brain for TEs. Since I won’t be looking at one until real late in the draft I need some that have good value and upside. I refuse to draft Gates or some of the others because I think I can get more value out of RBs and WRs. Also, hat do you think of Devin Hester as a possible receiver?- Chalky Thompson, from the BIG Island.

I think Hester is a good last pick or two with upside… He’ll have more upside than anyone in the draft at that point, but I’d rather have him as a WR4, 5, or 6 than my 3rd guy – because while his upside is booming, his consistency shouldn’t be all that good from the get go, he didn’t even really play receiver in college – he was such a tweener – but his gamebreaker go stick is legit. As far as TEs are concerned, I’m with you. You can still get Ben Watson late, he has lots of upside and while people are saying he’ll get less chances this year because of Moss, Stallworth, and company; I think he’ll have more catches because there will be very little focus on him, and he’s a beast (look back to film on him chasing Champ Bailey down – beast). But if he’s gone, some other guys that are almost always there that I like are Dallas Clark, Daniel Graham, Randy McMichael and even Marcus Pollard. I have Clark or Graham in almost all my leagues, and I always get them very late – but if they were every plucked up before I grabbed one, I’d easily go after Pollard to be a sure-handed touchdown threat in Seattle.

I really need your help. I am in a state of confusion. I know I will be choosing between Addai, Gore, Alexander. The choice might be made for me and then I don’t have to worry. If it isn’t I need to know which is my best to worst. I know Alex is old and his O line could be better, but he averages 18 TDs and 1600yds and there is talk to get him more into the passing game. You also know he is the man. Gore is injury prone and the offense is no sure thing. He could have a great season yardage wise and in the passing game if he stays healthy. Addai could have over 2000 total yards and 12-14 TDs, but he is in his first full season as the main man. He has good upside, but if the colts are behind a lot then Peyton will be airing it out. Also, can and should I consider Brian Westbrook and Willie Parker for this pick? I need somebody to look at this objectively and give me some advice.- D-Bone Crawford in Lexington.

Westbrook or Parker could have just as good a season as any of the three you mentioned.. I personally like Addai the best because he’s in a great system, and the Colts will run more this season with Tarik Glenn retiring – plus I think Addai gets all the carries, despite what the coaches are saying about RBBC hopes. Ugoh is a better run blocker than a pass protector. Plus, defense can’t gang up on Addai like they can Gore – so I move Addai over Gore. I think Gore’s upside puts him at #2. His offensive line is a good run-blocking unit, and the run defensive fronts in the NFC aren’t big bad mo-foes. Especially in the NFC West. Alexander has the same deal, and he has been great, but honestly, I just don’t like the way Shaun runs, always diving to the ground and running out of bounds – I call him Shaunna, and I’m from the North West, Seattle’s my team. At 30, I’m not sure he’ll ever go for 1600 and 18 again, but I could be wrong. I’d pick Parker or Westbrook over him. Between Willie and Brian, its tough, I take Willie, but only because Westy has always had a (questionable) by his name since he started getting #1 RB touches. He is one of the most talented players in the league, and you couldn’t go wrong there. Here’s the thing, you should take the guy you want, regardless of what ESPN or CBS or YAHOO has them rated at. If you think Parker is going to have a huge year in Pitt’s new offense, don’t feel bad about taking him in the Top 5. I’d go with Addai, but a case can be made for any of the 5. A guy I really like is Laurence Maroney. The kid can run. I think his shoulder issues are gone. If there’s a guy who’s dying to move up to the 3 spot, get something in return for his later pick… You could end up with Parker, Westy, or Maroney at 8-12, and get something else in trade (an extra 4th round pick) – Explore your options! Wheel and deal!

Last Weeks Questions

Papa Weimer – **52 y/o – two open Heart surgeries and a nasty attitude**

You got questions? I still got answers. The season is a mere 30 days away, and my excitement is on the verge to causing me another trip to the heart doctor. Fe-Fi-Foe-Fum, I smell the questions of an American… Or 6… – Papa Weimer

Drop me your Fantasy Questions @ papaweimer50@hotmail.com

You mentioned that defenses will not win you in fantasy, but in my league (16-team league), the defense does score points based on # of points they hold the opposing team to. A shutout can get you an additional 15pts, which can make a difference. We receive “x” points based on a sliding scale for a defense that holds another team to 17pts or less. Less points obviously for holding them to 17 vs the shutout. So, based on this, which 5 Defenses do you recommend?- Shane in New York.

Shane, you’re right, and I’m still right. I wasn’t saying that defenses don’t score points. In fact, some leagues, like yours for example, make it so solid defenses score right up there with the Top 10 running backs – but that doesn’t mean you should pick one early. When I said defenses don’t win championships in fantasy football, I meant they don’t “stop” anyone on your opponents fantasy teams. Unlike the NFL, where defenses do win championships, if your defense has a great day, that doesn’t mean that your opponent won’t out score you. See, in fantasy, I could have the Ravens score 30 fantasy points for my squad, and that doesn’t mean that the opponent will be shut down. Defenses score points just like every other position, they don’t “stop” anyone. Does that make sense? As for my top rated defenses – I’m guessing Chicago slips out of the Top 3 this season, but they might still make it in the Top 5, if only because they play in the NFC North. I like Baltimore, Carolina, Dallas, San Diego, and Chicago – and a big sleeper to replace Chicago would be Jacksonville. However, I wouldn’t pick the Ravens, and definitely not the Bears, unless they slipped way past their average draft spot. The Bears get plucked in Round 5 and Ravens in round 6 – don’t take a D before Round 10 – please. Dallas and Carolina both have loads of talent, and both could be huge this season. Dallas has playmakers everywhere and a brilliant defensive mind switching things up, Wade Phillips. Carolina plays in a slow conference (Atlanta and Tampa aren’t offensive juggernauts) and they are also loaded. Skip the “Big Timers” and go with the middle of the road and you’ll be fine. A big sleeper I’d take a chance on in the last round is Green Bay – they are loaded with young talented guys.

I put together a 14-team Yahoo League with the following setup: Roster Positions: QB, QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, W/T, K, D, D, D, DB, DB, DB, DL, DL, DL, BN, BN, BN —
Stat Categories: Passing Yards (15 yards per point; 50 points at 300 yards; 150 points at 400 yards)Passing TDs (10) Interceptions (-2) Rushing Yards (10 yards per point; 25 points at 100 yards; 50 points at 150 yards; 150 points at 200 yards)Rushing TDs (10) Receptions (2) Reception Yards (10 yards per point; 25 points at 100 yards; 50 points at 150 yards; 150 points at 200 yards) Reception TDs (15) Return Yards (10 yards per point; 50 points at 200 yards)Return Touchdowns (50) 2-Point Conversions (5). Do you have any draft strategies for this format? – Famous Jones from Brooklyn, NY.

Its tough to do an article on two quarterback leagues, because it all greatly depends on how the draft is going. Also, with bonus points, every league is different. This league obviously panders to quarterback play, I’d probably grab two QBs to start off the draft, Palmer and Brady, or Manning and McNabb – something like that, then end up with 2 RBs in the next 3 rounds – maybe Brandon Jacobs and Thomas Jones, or DeAngelo Williams, Marshawn Lynch, Caddy, Norwood, even Edge goes late sometimes – I’d look at it like that. It’s entirely possible to go for 300 yards, a guy like Brees did it plenty last year, as did McNabb before he got hurt.. that 100 point bonus is big, and 300 is more easily reachable than 150 is for running backs. If I had a Top 2 pick, I’d go LT or Steven Jackson, maybe even LJ – then I’d roll 2 QBs, then I’d grab another RB, and receivers – guys like Plax, Lee Evans sometimes, Calvin Johnson, Reggie Brown, Mark Clayton, Deion Branch, DJ Hackett, loads of good young receivers – can all be had after round 4 – so you’d have a good team that’s set at QB which is the most important thing for this league. But I hate 2 starting QB leagues, because bye weeks become screwy, (not enough QBs to go around, and guys like Charlie Frye start getting drafted – which is ridiculous) but it’s also a nice to make people think outside the box. Anyway, the reason people don’t write articles on this is because its so obscure – also, in IDP, I’d just take defensive guys after you have your offensive guys pretty set, because it’s a crap shoot, and if you do your research, you can easily grab top guys – look for changing defenses that highlight different positions, SS, FS, OLB or ILB… All defenses have “tacklers” at different positions, same with sack guys – anyway, I hope this helps a little. Also, just because a team has a good defense doesn’t mean they are the best option in an IDP. Young guys that run and tackle on bad defenses make for great value later.

I’m in a dynasty league and have to choose between Maurice Jones Drew and Drew Brees. I get 6 points for passing and rushing touchdowns. A 5 point bonus at 300yds passing and 100yds rushing. You get 1 point for every 35 passing yards and 1 point for every 10 rushing yards. Who would you keep? -Dan, from the Mistake on the Lake and 2007 Super Bowl Champion Cleveland Browns; (Yea right!) maybe 2017.

Dan,

First of all, I always have a little soft spot in my old heart for Brown fans. 2nd of all, Good question… But if you start only 1 quarterback, I’d definitely go with Jones Drew. However, I really love the kid’s ability. I think he has Barry Sanders upside. This year, Brees may be the better option, but as a keeper, I always think running backs are more valuable than quarterbacks, especially guys like Drew who could be great. The only think making me think about this is the 6 points for TDs, and the +5 for 300 yards passing. The Saints’ offense is passer friendly, and 300 yards isn’t crazy – however, I think Bush will get more carries this year, and Deuce will also get his – Brees passing numbers, in my opinion, will be down in 2007. The fact that QBs only get 1 point for every 35 yards, instead of 25 (normal) means they lose 1 point every 100 yards – so, while Brees’ bonus will be reached more than Drew will reach his bonus (because of Fred Taylor’s carry numbers) it’s really only worth 2 points – because the yardage numbers are -3 different than a normal league. Overall, this is a tough dilemma, because Drew is young and will be a Top 5 quarterback for at least 5 years – but I think Drew is going to be special, and good running backs are more valuable than good quarterbacks. I’d go for Drew for sure. Like we say in this family, MJD is a Fred Taylor injury away from being a Top 5 Back.

I know you’re high on Santonio Holmes, but in some leagues I see Holmes going ahead of Ward – and those are seasonal leagues. So who should I take, Papa, Hines or Holmes? – Chalky Thompson, from the BIG Island.

What a great name – surfers are all about great names, you must be one of those. You’re right, Chalky, I am pretty high on Holmes, but if you have the chance to grab either Ward or Holmes late in the draft, I’d take Hines every time. Holmes might be the answer in a dynasty keeper league… Might. I’d still have to think about it, as I imagine Ward has 3 very good years left in him. People seem to forget, that even when Big Ben was brutal last year, and the Steelers blew chunks for the better half of the year, Ward still managed 74 receptions, 975 yards, and 6 touchdowns. That stat-line still ranked him 22nd in Fantasy Football amongst wide receivers. He’s not an injury concern, and barring an unlucky break for the talented wideout, I expect at least 85 catches, 1,000 yards, and 8 scores. That would put him in the Top 15. I don’t think Holmes will quite break that this season. Both are a good option, but I’d take Ward over Holmes in a second.

Edgerrin James seems to be slipping into the 3rd round of a lot of drafts. If he falls to me that late, is there any reason to pass him by? I know he had a down year, but why do you think he’s slipping so far? – Popsicle Gould, from Southern, CA.

People like to forget about a player’s past seasons after one down year. But what can you expect of Edge. He’s a patient runner – and last year’s offensive line didn’t give him time to pick a hole, hell, I don’t even know if there were any holes. I think he’ll be much better this year, and I say if you can get him in Round 3, you make that plunge, he’s well worth the risk. I think he’ll catch more passes this year, and Whisenhunt will give him plenty of opportunity to pound inside the tackles. If Edge has a good year, Arizona might finally be able to turn the corner, and get to the .500 win plateau. The only reason I could foresee passing him by in Round 3 is if another guy like Thomas Jones, Maurice Jones Drew, or Travis Henry falls that far. All three, in my opinion, have more upside than Edge.

I’m in a 16 team keeper league (which is a crazy number of guys) and I have a foursome of Ronnie Brown, Edgerrin James, Jerious Norwood, and Brandon Jackson at running back… Do you think that’s good, and how does it compare to the other top 4-somes in my league of Joseph Addai, Cadillac Williams, Julius Jones, and Chris Henry or Willis McGahee, DeAngelo Williams, Adrian Peterson, and Brandon Jacobs? – Bryan, from the Northwest.

Wow, this is a tough one, Bryan. I’d have to say your foursome is second to the last one you listed, starring McGahee, Williams, Peterson, and Jacobs; but only if the right things happen. Surely, McGahee could struggle like he did in Buffalo, D-Lo could remain the second string guy, Peterson could continue to be an injury risk, and Jacobs might never be the starting guy New York hopes he’ll become – where you have two surefire starting guys in Edge and Brown, plus two solid young “starters” (as of now) in Norwood and Jackson. The middle foursome could have the best threesome in Addai (who I rank just ahead of Ronnie Brown as the best keeper back of the 12 you listed) Caddy (who I think will play more like he did as a rookie) and Julius Jones (who could get 20 carries a game under Wade Phillips). But with Caddy’s questionable sophomore year, and Barber lurking in Dallas – that threesome has questions. For a 16 team keeper league, you all have loaded foursomes. I like yours this year, especially with Jackson getting the early starter nod, and Norwood set to carry the load in Atlanta. When my nephew made his rankings, it was prior to Dunn going down and Morency out with a knee injury – but who cares, I like when he’s wrong anyway. I think he lists Ronnie Brown too low for his seasonal rankings, anyway.

Last Weeks Questions

Papa Weimer – **52 y/o – two open Heart surgeries and a nasty attitude**

You got questions? I still got answers. These are a couple of the questions my over-confident nephew answered in his email section. Well listen up fellas, because these are the real answers. I’m the king of Q&A, just like Salma Hayek is the queen of T&A. I’m old and Dirty, so what?
Papa Weimer

Drop me your Fantasy Questions @ papaweimer50@hotmail.com

There’s this thing I keep hearing about called the sophomore jinx. I understand that Cadillac Williams had a tough year in his 2nd season, but is that really something that I should worry about with guys like Joseph Addai, Laurence Maroney, Reggie Bush, Maurice Jones Drew, Marques Colston, and the quarterback triplets? (Leinart, Young, and Cutler) – Willard LeValley in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Don’t believe in jinxes and shit like that, unless a dude is on the cover of Madden (cough, cough – even old people like me believe in that damned curse – watch out Vince Young fans) jinxes are for those wanting to make a reason for a player struggling. Caddy struggled because his offensive line rarely was healthy, he didn’t have a quarterback to keep defenses honest, and the QB they had out there for most of the games was Bruce Gradkowski. Michael Clayton had a sophomore slump… that he never awoke from. It wasn’t as much of a bad sophomore year as it was a very lucky first season. Larry Fitz had a good 2nd year, as did Roy Williams, as did Mark Clayton, and so on and so on. Some guys struggle, and some do well, but it has nothing to do with their years in the league, unless we’re talking about 30 year old running backs. I expect a couple of the kids you listed to struggle in 2007, because that’s what happens, out of nowhere, or because of reasons like I listed with Caddy, kids struggle. However, I’d love to have a team full of the roster you listed, as most of those guys will have very good seasons in their 2nd year.

My league has been converted into a keeper league in which you can keep 3 players that you drafted last season after Round 3. But, you lose 2 spots ahead of where you selected that player last season. For example, I picked Matt Leinart in the 13th Round last season, if I choose to keep him, I give up an 11th pick this season. Is keeping Leinart for an 11th round pick a good idea? I know value can be had in waiting until later to select a quarterback, but I feel I could get my starter out of the way by keeping Matt, and focus on RBs with my later pick. Thoughts?- Brian in Houston, Texas.

First and foremost, I think that is a great idea for a keeper league. That allows for the big name guys to remain in the draft year in and year out, while you get rewarded most for making brilliant future picks later in the draft. The best of both worlds. You young whipper-snappers – so much creativity these days. As for Matt, yes, I think Matt is at least great value in Round 11. I’m not a huge quarterback fan, but of all 3 of the triplets, I think he has the highest floor. Lucky Lester says Cutler, but I like Matt in Arizona. I don’t know if I’d keep him as your main #1 starter. If you can get a high 2nd tier guy, like Phillip Rivers, Big Ben, or Matt Hasselbeck a little later on draft day – go ahead and pick one up, that way you’ll have two solid options to choose from at QB. However, I’m with you Brian, go with RBs and WRs early, and you’ll have a pretty stacked team, especially without the urge to select a QB high, knowing you have a solid rookie already signed on. As for the rest of your draft, try to draft guys like DeAngelo Williams and Michael Turner later on draft day, because both could be great keeper options next year, and you could set yourself up for years of dominance if you steal a couple of them.

I’m in a Dynasty league where I’m trying to get better at receiver without giving up my young core of RBs, Steven Jackson, LaDainian Tomlinson, and Michael Turner… I have Ahman Green, and I’m trying to move him. Do you think I could get a guy like Roy Williams, Marques Colston, TJ Houshmanzadeh, or Javon Walker for Green? What say you about a trade like that? My weak receiving corps begins and ends with Plaxico Burress, as Drew Bennett and Mushin Muhammad aren’t the best starting options. – Mikey Virts in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

If you can, try to get to your free agent board and pick up Devin Hester – he has a small chance to score enough fantasy points to warrant a start here and there, and maybe someone else will get excited about the game breaker, and you’ll be able to package him with someone else to get a better receiver. There’s a very small chance that he could end being a starting option. Everyone knows he has the talent. Now, he’ll just have to catch the ball. If he’s not available, and the pickings are slim on the wire, you’ll have to trade – because you’re right, that Top 3 is more of a Top 1 and two bench players. I know you keep your entire roster in Dynasty leagues, so Ahman Green’s age won’t excite many. But if the league is big, running backs are probably tough to come by, so I’d say you have a solid possibility of picking up a receiver in trade for the new Texan. I think any of the guys you listed would be an upgrade for you, and in a Dynasty, I’d rank them like this – Roy Williams, Marques Colston, TJ Houshmanzadeh, and Javon Walker. Go for the gusto, kid, trade Green to improve your receiving unit, but don’t be surprised if Ahman runs like a stud in Houston. That rushing attack is better than most people admit.

Is there a receiver that you think could come out of nowhere and finish as the best pass catcher in fantasy football? I’m looking for a top level guy that might sneak up on the Fantasy world. – Sue Mifflin in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

“Well my daddy left home when I was three, And he didn’t leave much to Maw and me, Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze, Now I don’t blame him cause he run and hid, But the meanest thing that he ever did, Was before he left, he went and named me Sue.” (Johnny Cash, great song) Well Sue, if you are a woman, I apologize greatly for stereotyping you into a man, but we don’t get many lady emails around these parts. As for you question, I have just the man you’re looking for. Lee Evans gets taken right around the 40th pick in your average draft, and about 14th among wide receivers. So, obviously, no one is expecting him to finish with the top point total in the league. However, JP Losman has improved every year – and many have said he looks even more confident this time around. Add Marshawn Lynch as a receiving threat, and less attention will be paid to Lee. But even with Lee gathering attention, he has a similar skill-set to Steve Smith. The Bills will have to score points to win football games, so giving their best scoring threat numerous chances to change games seems like a good idea. He could finish with 100+ catches, 14-16 TDs, and 1,500+ yards. He has that kind of stuff. He’s no guarantee, but unlike a lot of guys, he has the talent to finish atop the WR group.

I know busts are tough to pick because to be a bust, you should at least be a Top 30 player. But if you had to take a bust out of the Top 30 drafted players, who would he be? – Bass Collins in Mobile, Alabama.

Yeah, taking busts is definitely a make or break system. The thing is, you pick busts based on the hurdles they’ll have to jump through all year long to finish with a good season. Rather that be a poor offensive line, quarterback problems, or a lame duck coach, anything can influence decisions to beware of the bust factor. This season, there seem to be so many good players out there for the taking, that obviously a couple are going to bust like Caddy did last year. If I had to take one guy, I’d say be careful of selecting Rudi Johnson. Its not that Rudi is bad, hell, he’s probably one of the most consistent backs in fantasy football. But he has lots of mileage on those legs, and rarely does an NFL running back post four “1,300+ yard, 12 touchdown seasons in a row. In fact, I think only LT has done that. I love Rudi, but his yards per carry average slipped to 3.8 last season, which isn’t classy. Also, the Bengal workhorse lost Eric Steinbach in free agency. Ask Shaun Alexander – that makes life that much tougher. He’s been as consistent as anyone, but with a tough loss on his line, a passing offense that could use a better pass catcher out of the backfield, and 3 seasons in a row of big carries – this could be Rudy’s year to take a step backward. He’s getting selected 10th overall. I’d rather take my shot with Brian Westbrook, Travis Henry, or Ronnie Brown (all of which are usually selected after Johnson). But I still love Rudi – kid is a beast.

I’m in a dynasty league and am considering taking younger unproven players like Santonio Holmes, D.J. Hackett, Brandon Marshall, Ronald Curry, Dwayne Bowe, and Mark Clayton over guys like Joey Galloway, Hines Ward, Terry Glenn, and Donald Driver. I may be risking a little now for later – but what’s your opinion on that? – Craig Morton in Aukland, New Z.

WRs are way over valued and you can always put up a full 2-3 depending on your league line-up. As for Rooks versus Vets, it is a case by case basis, for example: Hines is #1 target in Pitt, Galloway is the #1 in TB and when healthy (big question this season for him) Driver is also a #1, and has the best numbers of the group. Glenn is a #2 who will continue to lose chances. The young guys you listed aren’t all in the same group. Clayton is by far the best of the young bunch, grab him above any of the 3 older guys. You could make the same argument for Holmes based on his 800+ yard rookie season. Most of the old guys have as much (or as Little) merit as the youngsters Holmes, Hackett, Curry and Bowe. A hot Rookie can Explode on a Season …But it is Rare at WR, Moss didn’t get “Hot” for 2 full seasons. And most struggle early, even if they have solid numbers in the end. Boldin and Larry Fitz are exceptions – both played well off the bat. In Fantasy Football, WRs can be picked up during a season and the value of these guys changes every year as to who is in top 5, top 20, and so on. Other than the top 10 they all are the about the same – It’s a Crap shoot and WRs are snake Eyes if you try to build a Team around them.

I’m in a league where quarterbacks get the same bonuses for long touchdown passes as RBs and WRs do for rushing and receiving scores. Don’t you think Vince Young is a poor option for this kind of format? – Big Don in Mt. Vernon.

Believe that! VY Jelly is a very high risk – high reward pick, with an emphasis on risk. And that’s in a normal league where QBs get 4 points for passing TDs, and no bonuses. QB TDs are much longer than rushing TDs on average, so bonus points are better there. Plus, rarely does a RB break 12 TDs rushing, while even Rex Grossman tossed 23 TDs last season. VY Jelly is a great athlete, and a damn good leader of that football team in Tennessee, but he’s not a passer, yet. Don’t take Young as your starting quarterback in this league. He won’t slip that far, he’s way too hyped to drop very low, and I’d probably rather have Phillip Rivers, Jay Cutler, Matt Leinart, Big Ben, even Rex Grossman – the format you speak of kills the normally solid value a rushing quarterback has. Young will never have big passing yardage totals, and his TD passes will definitely stay under 20. He’s still one of the few players I’d pay extra just to watch him play. So, I don’t mean to “hate” as you youngsters claim.

Last Weeks Questions

Papa Weimer – **52 y/o – two open Heart surgeries and a nasty attitude**

You got questions? I still got answers. I hear some of you punks out there are doubting how well an old fart can work his way into a fantasy championship – but never question tricky old people; look at Trent Green, he tricked his way right into a new contract and a starting job. – Papa Weimer

Drop me your Fantasy Questions @ papaweimer50@hotmail.com

I just got done drafting my best fantasy team of all time. Everything seemed to work out for me, even getting Carson Palmer in the 3rd round. Let me know how you think I did.
(1.7 Larry Johnson, 2.6 Maurice Jones Drew, 3.7 Carson Palmer, 4.6 Reggie Wayne, 5.7 Ahman Green, 6.6 Javon Walker, 7.7 DeAngelo Williams, 8.6 Kellen Winslow 9.7 Deion Branch 10.6 Mark Clayton, 11.7 Michael Turner, 12.6 Matt Leinart, 13.7 Panthers Defense, 14.6 Jay Cutler, 15.7 Daniel Graham, and 16.6 Jason Elam). – Joe Dominguez, LA, CA.

I don’t know, Larry Johnson might not play – Jones Drew is in a committee gig – Carson Palmer might regress a year after knee surgery – Reggie Wayne looks to have lost a step in camp thus far – Ahman Green is older than dirt – Javon Walker will never be the same after his big knee problem – DeAngelo Williams hasn’t taken the starting spot from incompetent DeShaun Foster – Kellen Winslow had another knee surgery this off season – Deion Branch struggled last year without Tom Brady – Mark Clayton plays with an old quarterback in a run first, second, and maybe pass on 3rd and long offense – Michael Turner is behind the best back in the league – Matt Leinart is only a sophomore in a run first offense – the Panther’s never meet expectations – Jay Cutler won’t get close to the 25 touchdowns many are predicting – Daniel Graham has a talented rookie at TE in Denver, and never met his high draft pick status in New England – and Jason Elam’s leg isn’t as long as it used to be……… Hahaha… I’m just kidding. I just thought I’d scare you with some questions about all your guys. Your team is awesome. Were you drafting with your kids’ soccer team? Branch, Cutler, Wayne, and Palmer are all pretty good deals. Nice job drafting a few options at running back if LJ doesn’t play early. He’s a great value at 1.7. Jones Drew could be the highest fantasy scorer of the bunch in 2007. Nice work, Joe.

I’ve got a full blown fantasy crush on Phillip Rivers in San Diego. He’s not even getting picked in the Top 10 QBs in the drafts I’ve been in. How can he go that low when he just picked up offensive guru, Norv Turner, to improve upon his 22 TDs last season? – Fresh Sly in Winston Salem, NC.

Man crush – that’s a way to put it I haven’t yet heard. Well, in this case, I’m with you, Sly. Rivers should only improve in 2007. Mart-Mart Schotty was always a little to gun-shy to pull the trigger on his young signal caller, but I have a feeling Norv will let him throw down-wind. Rivers had nice numbers last season, especially for a guy who threw less than 25 times in 5 games last year. His 92 rating is special for a first year starter, and I only expect him to get better as Vincent Jackson grows into a true #1. To answer your question, I don’t know how he can go that low, I’d take him just after the Top 6, maybe 7 or 8, depending on the league.

Thank God! Football is beginning. I’ve been under the “Baseball, Golf, Racing” painful sports summer, but the smell of football camp is in the air. My draft is in two weeks, and I have to keep 3 players from Carson Palmer, Lee Evans, Javon Walker, Edgerrin James, and Willie Parker. The league is a PPR league, gives the same point total for all touchdowns, and length totals for TD passes, receptions, and rushes are all the same. Also, you start two quarterbacks, two running backs, and three receivers. Who would you keep? – Sam Wise in Seattle.

It truly is painful when you have to give up great players from the team you drafted last year, but no matter who you choose to keep, you will be doing exactly that in this situation. I’d keep Palmer because of the scoring format – he’ll be a Top 5 guy guaranteed; maybe even the best in the league (with two quarterbacks starting, he’s an awesome player to have). Then I’d go for Willie Parker. Many people think the open passing offense in Pittsburgh will hurt his value, but I’m not one of the many. He’ll catch 55 balls this year (at least 20 more than any other season), so he’s even more valuable in a PPR league. The next one would be even tougher in a normal league, Edgerrin, Javon, and Lee are all great options. You can’t go wrong, but I’d roll the dice on Lee. He’s a long touchdown champion, always getting 35+ yard catches, and is a TD possibility anywhere on the field. You have tough decisions ahead of you, my little hobbit friend, but fight the ring’s urge, and you will succeed. Go RB, WR, then QB in the next few rounds. Make sure you have two good QB options in a 2 QB starting league.

I have the 11th pick in my dynasty draft, I’m going to pick Brian Westbrook… I have a couple days, and am planning on taking the full time period. The next top guys on the board are Willie Parker, Maurice Jones Drew, Willis McGahee, and Shaun Alexander – Can you advise me to go with someone ahead of Westy? – Tommy Steak in Philly.

I would indeed advise you to go with Mr. Jones-Drew. The kid is a legit 22 year old wonder boy who just happens to have years of world (league) domination in his future. He may not pay full dividends right away, but as far as keepers go, he’s right up there. With the 11th pick, you probably have a 2nd rounder coming fast, and with that pick I’d take Westy or Parker, and if they’re not available – roll the dice on Willis. I don’t know what that young underachieve is talking about, but he’s a way better keeper option than Shaun of the Alexander. Shaunna is old and rickety, and you don’t want to have this year’s Tiki Barber on your fantasy dynasty. Young and talented will never kill you in dynasty leagues.

I’m an English bloke, from Manchester. I’m in to this football business, as a couple of my friends got me into a high wager yearly fantasy league a few years back. I won my first year on dumb luck, but struggled to score points last year, going 3-10. I want to show these American donkeys that I wasn’t a one year wonder. I pulled the 2nd pick, but I’ve already received a trade offer that has me giving up the 2nd pick for the 11th and 14th overall – would you take that deal? – Ian Highley in Korea (South).

Ah, the sure thing in Steven Jackson, or two guys you’re hoping do what Ste-Jack did last year… Hmmm…. I’d take the trade. Not only will you cripple the guy giving you his second pick, (he won’t pick again until the 35th pick in the draft, but you’ll have a chance to get two very good players, and even spend a high pick on a WR (which I rarely do) or a quarterback (which I’ve done once). You will likely have a shot at guys like Thomas Jones, Travis Henry, or even Brian Westbrook, Willie Parker, and Clinton Portis with your new 1st and 2nd. With your 3rd pick (still Round 2) you can grab the best RB available, and now you have 3 top 20 RBs, and you can start filling out your team in Round 3. Truly, this is your blessing to show your republican snakes and democratic doormats that you Europeans can surely pick a fantasy winner. Steven Jackson is tough to give up, but he’s not worth two Top 12 running backs. Take the trade and kill two birds with one pick.

I have Ahman Green, Maurice Jones-Drew, Brandon Jacobs, Thomas Jones, and Marshawn Lynch at RB in a PPR league. My top receivers are Hines Ward, Mark Clayton, and Braylon Edwards. I’ve recently had a trade offer giving me Marvin Harrison for Marshawn Lynch – would you take the deal? I start 2 RBs and 2 WRs with a flex. – Dora in Mississippi.

Miss Dora, I most certainly would. Harrison is old, but he should still be good to go this season. He’s bound to catch 85 balls, gain 1,200 yards, and real in double digits in the TD department. He’s an upgrade at your #1 receiving spot and losing Lynch doesn’t kill you if he’s gone. He might have a huge year, but with Jones, Drew, and even the touchdown happy Jacobs in the backfield, you have a pretty good unit anyway. I don’t think you have to do this trade, as your WRs are decent. But Harrison is a top guy, and will make your team better right now.

Last Weeks Questions

Papa Weimer – **52 y/o – two open Heart surgeries and a nasty attitude**

You got questions? I still got answers. My “Football Genius” Nephew wants to keep that “Know-It-All” up on the page – fine, but I don’t like his sarcastic tone one bit. This kid builds a popular site in three years and now he thinks he’s some kind of football guru – like I haven’t played the game longer than he’s been alive. Right now, I’ll chase him down and tackle his ass into the dirt just for taking the last slice of pie, and he knows it. I’m wild. Just last weekend I helped coach a team to my first Championship in 42 years of football. It feels good to be #1. – Papa Weimer

Drop me your Fantasy Questions @ papaweimer50@hotmail.com

I have two bad habits, Papa; I smoke a pack or two a day and I bleed Steeler black and gold. One seems to kill me in real life (or so my nephew tells me), and the other seems to kill me in my Fantasy life. I’m promising not to reach this season; what are a couple good rounds to get the best of the Steel Crew? – Slim Peterman in Beaver Falls Pennsylvania.

Slim, stop smoking immediately – my nephew told me that if you smoke a pack a day you lose a day per week – that means you’re living 6 day weeks my man, almost as bad as going 0-13 in fantasy football because you drafted a team full of Steelers. My Nephew has some solid fantasy rankings and WR rankings which should help you, but if that doesn’t do the job, here’s a couple examples from my latest dynasty draft – Willie Parker went 6th overall, which I think is solid for him. I wouldn’t go any higher than 5th, but he’s a good option in the 1st round. Santonio Holmes was picked 80th and Big Ben went 82nd. Holmes will go a little lower in seasonal drafts, but I think he could have a big year in a Steeler offense that will be more open in 2007. Ben had a tough year, but he still tossed a bunch of touchdowns. I got Hines Ward 110th overall, which I thought was the biggest steal on draft day. Ward is very good, and should be picked in the top 20 wide receivers, easily. He’s going low in drafts because he struggled last year with Ben playing poorly. However, he still had a nice year. Playing in 14 games, Ward managed 74 grabs just under 1000 yards and 6 scores. That’s a decent year. Get him in the 7th or 8th and you have yourself a great option late. Other than that, you can get Heath Miller in the last couple rounds, and I think he’s worth a roster spot that late. Jeff Reed still has to kick in Pittsburgh, which is always tough, so I’d steer clear of him. The Steeler defense will get a boost from Mike Tomlin’s arrival, but they’re not a Top 5 unit, so unless they fall to you toward the end of the draft, last couple rounds, leave them be. That’s about it for Steelers – don’t you dare draft Jerome Bettis.

Every single fantasy magazine out there has LT finishing the season atop the charts for the second straight year. I know Faulk did it a couple seasons in a row, as did the Priest, but chances are LT2 won’t do it again. Do you have a dark-horse for the #1 spot for RBs at seasons’ end? – Sheldon Wing on my way to San Francisco, California.

Sheldon, I have exactly that. Many may get a good laugh, but let me explain why I think Maurice Jones Drew could lead the league in rushing, and quite possibly overtake Tomlinson for the #1 fantasy rusher. 1st of all, nobody in the AFC South can stop the run (besides Jacksonville of course) so Jaguar runners will have open fields to prance in all season long. But here’s the kicker, Fred Taylor hasn’t been injured in a couple seasons, which, by all means, insists he’s due. If Jones Drew gets 350 carries he’ll rush for right around 1,800 yards, putting him right up there as a league leader. Drew is also expected to be an even bigger threat out of the backfield, and last year, as a #2 rusher, MJD caught 46 balls for 436 yards and 2 scores. Drew’s 15 scores would increase to the low 20s if he’s a 20 carry per game guy in Jacksonville. Remember, you’re looking for a dark-horse, and I’m saying MJD is a Fred Taylor injury away from being a Top 3 fantasy running back, and if the stars align right, the best of the bunch.

Papa, your nephew has Steve Smith and Terrell Owens resting at the tip-top of his receiver rankings. I say its going to be Marvin Harrison and Chad Johnson – What you thinking? – Crum in Atlanta, Georgia.

Personally, I’m a little different than both you and Mr. Lester. I think Larry Fitzgerald and Roy Williams will lead the receivers in fantasy football. Larry is a huge fantasy explosion waiting to happen. With Anquan Boldin used more in “special plays” and Edgerrin James’ rushing game getting more looks, Larry Fitz looks to get some 1 on 1 coverage – and that makes him legit. Plus, I have a feeling he’s going to play all 16 games this year, and those Cards will be throwing the ball late in games. As for Roy Williams, this is his 4th season in the league, and he was a beast last year. The Bears, Packers, and Vikings are all bad against the pass, and Calvin Johnson’s presence will only help Mr. Williams this season – just wait and see. There’s my two dollars.

I don’t see why Antonio Gates isn’t always taken in the first couple rounds. Isn’t he way better than the 2nd guy (Shockey, Gonzalez, or Todd Heap)? Could you explain to me why one wouldn’t grab the best guy at his position early? Isn’t he worth it? – Paulie Porche up in Weed, CA

Ah, young Luke Skywalker (Paulie Porche, I see through your disguise) I see so many errors in your ways. Sure, Gates is better than the #2 guy, but is he 3 rounds better? Not a chance. Look at it this way – what kind of starting running backs can you get in the 6th round of the draft? Now what kind of TE’s can you get? That’s the value killer for picking Gates early. AG is the best TE in the league, but Gonzalez and Heap are close, while a 6th round running back is much worse than a 2nd round guy. Would you rather have Thomas Jones or Deshaun Foster? That’s the difference. You may not get the best TE in the game, but if you feel like it, you can get a damn good one in rounds 6-8 while there isn’t a decent starting running back option that late in any drafts. Fantasy football is all about value young Luke – now stop trying to get with your sister and just become Darth Vador already.

This is the 3rd season for a couple solid prospects at WR – I’m looking to draft one or two of them, Reggie Brown and Matt Jones are at the top of my list – can you think of any other nice choices? – Duncan DD’s all the way over in England

Lucky Lester has a nice article about 3rd year WRs, titled 3rd Year Wide Receiver Mantra: A hoax?. It’s a solid piece. For you, Mr. Double-D, I too rank Reggie Brown #1 – he’ll be a solid Top 10 contributor for Philly – but before Matt Jones, I’d take a shot on Mark Clayton and Braylon Edwards. Both are part of a poor passing game, but they are both ahead of Jones in my book. Clayton is going to be more consistent than anyone in the bunch. He runs perfect routes, has great hands, and can get deep – if here were bigger he’d be the perfect package. Edwards is a touchdown highlight waiting to happen – he makes some great catches, but he’ll struggle with poor quarterback play for much of next season. He’s going to be a beast, though – so I think his long term dynasty ranking is as good or better than any of the 4 guys we’ve talked about. Top 4 for me, Brown, Clayton, Edwards, and Jones. Long-shot to hit Top 20 status this season; Troy Williamson. I know, that’s crazy talk – but I’m giving you a long-shot here. Williamson got his eyes fixed, and I know personally how much more confidence that gives you. His QB situation stinks as well, though.

Papa Weimer, I’ve heard many people tell me its best to start your draft by picking RB, RB, WR, WR, QB, and then a backup RB. Do you agree with this? What draft strategy do you use? – Captain Carl in Compton, CA

I am a RB, RB, RB, RB, RB, RB drafting kinda guy. I will only halt my RB “Round-Up” when there are no more starting RBs left. The logic being; I can always get a fairly solid QB through Trades or even very late in the draft, and WRs are a dime a dozen, with only really 3-4 pass catchers worth a pick in the first 5 or 6 rounds. So let’s say it is my 5th pick and IND/WR Marvin Harrison is Available, but so is NYG/RB Brandon Jacobs; I take Jacobs every time. RBs are too valuable, QBs can be found and they too all about the same after top four or 5. In short, draft RBs until something falls in your lap you can’t pass on, say McNabb falls to 5th round, grab him, but go right back to RBs in next round. Even if you start slow, you’ll be able to pick up a stud receiver via trade or waiver wire – not to mention guys like DJ Hackett, Brandon Marshall, Devery Henderson, and others can be had late.

Last Weeks Questions

Papa Weimer – **52 y/o – two open Heart surgeries and a nasty attitude**

My Uncle (goes by Papa) has been playing football since he came out of the womb, and the guy still suits up for Semi-Pro action to this day. Until recently, the 52 year old had been sticking to coaching, but with his team in need of some special teams help, he suited up, crammed into some old gear, and smashed hats for the last two games of the season. You won’t hear him brag about his level of play, but at 52, with two open heart surgeries under his cap and gown, measuring only 5’8″, and weighing in at 235lbs – Papa Weimer’s as good as it gets. Does his football gumption stop there, you ask? Not a chance. After a couple years listening to him dice my fantasy blunders to smithereens, and tell me week after week that he should be giving fantasy football advice – I finally gave him free-run to do any kind of writing his twice-broken heart desires. He said he’d like to start with answering reader’s questions. So, like any good nephew, I threw some questions his way. I dug his fearless style, and overall “old man humor” so I’m giving him his own column. If you have any questions you’d like asked, please toss a line to papaweimer50@hotmail.com. As for Papa W – here’s his first published column since college – which was about 5 million years ago. – Lucky Lester

You got questions? I got answers. I wouldn’t call myself a know it all, but only because that sounds bad. The truth of the matter is, there isn’t anything I don’t know. Need trade, draft, add/drop, keeper, or seasonal advice? I got your apples right here. Actually, need love advice? -Go ahead and break those out, too. – Papa Weimer

I’ve been having trouble sleeping with my keeper league cut date coming up. I have only two keepers from a top talent group of Antonio Gates, Carson Palmer, Willie Parker, Chester Taylor, Hines Ward, and DeAngelo Williams. Needless to say, my team didn’t dominate last year, so I need some help. My league gives bonuses for big passing, rushing, and receiving days; it’s a PPR league and gives 6 points for each touchdown. Who would you keep? Also, my league allows us to select one collegian for the future – and we get him next year. Any advice on that? – Chuck D in Oakland.

Charles, this is how I do keeper leagues. Put every guy into a round that you think he should be selected. Take your highest guys, keep them, and toss the rest to the dogs. From the looks of it, you don’t look like you have any swinging deals after Fast Willie Parker – needless to say, he’s a must have as one of your 2 selections. Hines Ward could have a great year in the Steelers new open offense, and DeAngelo Williams might be solid in the future – but neither is worthy of your pick. That leaves Taylor, Gates and Palmer. Gates is a TE, and though a great option, he’s a TE. He’s out. Taylor is in a RBBC with a young touchdown machine from Oklahoma, Adrian Peterson – so he’s not a solid pick. And while Carson isn’t a top 2 round selection, keeping him in a league that gives 6 for passing scores makes him a solid option. You better grab a couple running backs in a hurry, come draft day. As for some top collegian talent, go for a ball carrier. McFadden is a stone cold pimp, but he’s easy – here’s a couple sleeper picks for you to ponder; Jonathan Stewart (he’s got all the size to carry the load, and the moves to make a run at the Heisman), Felix Jones (plays second fiddle to McFadden, but he’s got enough size, plenty of speed, and vision to start in the league), Steve Slaton (Wow! Vick-like moves, no dog murders), and Ray Rice (5’9″ – but tough, like me, never doubt short guys).

I’m a Sooner fan like nobodies business, and I’m dying to get my hands on Adrian Peterson in everyone of the 7 keeper leagues that I’m in. Right now, in one of my full-team dynasty leagues, I’m offering Joseph Addai for DeAngelo Williams and Adrian Peterson. I think they other owner will say, yes. Do you think that’s too much to give for my boy? – J-Dizzle in ‘Sota

J_Dizzle in ‘Sota, eh? You should come G it up with some of the guys I coach with up here in the Northwest. As for your trade, yeah, you’re right; I think you’re giving up a ton to get two prospects. Both Williams and Peterson have the skills to do dirty things in the League, but neither of them has even peeled potatoes thus far. To be honest, if you get to keep your full team every year, this trade isn’t as crazy as it sounds. Addai, in my opinion, is a Top 5 back, but Williams is a CH away from being the starter in Carolina, and you have to believe that Chester Taylor won’t be able to hold off AP for more than 5 or 6 games. I don’t like to mix fantasy football with home-town guys, but in the long term, no, I don’t think you’re giving up way too much to get your boy. Next season, however, you’re all but killing your chances to win your league. And you might be giving away a 7 year star in Addai.

I’m searching the waiver wire in my league for a young receiver that has a bright future. I think there are still a few gems out there for me to get my hands on. I have the room to get young, as my starters are TO, TJ Housh, and Darrell Jackson. Out of Demetrius Williams, Brandon Marshal, Craig Davis, DJ Hackett, and Reggie Williams – which ones should I grab? – Fat Harp at the U of Washington

Nice nickname; but let it be known, you’re not the only one in this column to live a life with “fat” in front of his name. If I had a dollar for every time I was called Fat Weimer, I think I’d be able to trade in my dump of a truck (not to be confused with dump-truck) for a nice new Hemi-rolling man machine. As for your sleeper search, go no further than DJ and Marshal. It’s hard for me to believe that those two snipers are still lingering in the bushes for you to pick up, but since they are, don’t waste one more second of time – do the damn thing. If you have to choose one or the other, I’d got with D-Hack, who’s more of a sure thing, just because he’s a good kid and a hard worker. Marshal might have more upside, as Rod Smith’s injury concerns will spring him to the #2 spot with a young gun-slinger who can throw bombs. By seasons’ end, you might be starting one of those two young men.

I’m heading into my first fantasy draft in a couple weeks, as I’ve been trying to fight the fantasy movement for quite a few years now. Have any advice for this old fart? – Elmer Zimmer in Lynden, Washington

Lynden? RUN! Get out while you still can! Hurry, before they fine you for your lawn being too long. Yeah, I’ve been to your home town, and I must say, the fact that they don’t serve you any booze on Sunday had me searching for a new town to watch a game. But, Elmer, aside from my moving advice, I think I can spare a word on this little fantasy football thing. 1- Don’t be a Hawk fan on draft day: Like every other guy, you surely love your home-town Hawks, but don’t bite the bullet to get one of them. Most likely, there will be other guys picking Sea-Chickens too high, leaving lots of good value for you. 2- Please, please pick running backs with at least 2 of your first 3 picks, if not all of them. You’ll thank me later. 3- Don’t draft a kicker, a TE, or a defense until late. This year, more than any before, the TE spot is deep (even the Hawks boy Marcus Pollard might do well, and he rarely gets drafted), while K’s and D’s shouldn’t ever be plucked until late. 4- Make fun of people in your league at every turn. Drafting is a blast. Winning the league is even more fun. But nothing is better than verbally dominating your fantasy brethren. Easy on the wife and kids jokes though – they ruffle feathers something fierce.

I’m in a “Big Money” seasonal league (12 team, 6,000 in prize money – 1 year) where the draft is taking forever (8 days deep, and halfway through the 2nd round. I snagged Larry Johnson with the 5th pick. My second selection is two picks away, and these are the top 7 guys on my board; Edgerrin James, Willis McGahee, Carson Palmer, Torry Holt, Chad Johnson, TO,Thomas Jones and Larry Fitzgerald – who would you take? The starting lineup is 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 Flex, 1 TE, 1 K, and 1 D… – Kurt Ull in St. Augustine, Florida

Now this is a tough decision Curdle… Lets dwindle for a second. Palmer’s a QB – so he’s out. Torry Holt will get less opportunities to shine with Drew Bennett and Randy McMichael in Rams uniforms – so he’s out – but still a nice option for your 3rd rounder if he’s available. TO’s great, but too loose a cannon (think 70’s porn-star loose) for a 2nd round pick in my opinion – nice 3rd rounder though. Larry Fitz is going to be great, but I still think he won’t be that much better than some of the guys you can get in Round 3 – so pass on him. Chad Johnson always has great numbers, but he can be very average for half the weeks during a given season – and while many would suggest taking him, I’d pass. That leaves you with Edge, Thomas Jones, and Willis. The whole world seems ready to give up on Edge and make McGahee a Pro-Bowler, but I’m not so sold. What you talkin’ ’bout Willis? McGahee didn’t have a great line, but regardless, he just hasn’t impressed me as a pro. He’s never averaged more than 4 yards a carry. He may have a better team, and a nice looking offensive line, but for a 2nd round pick, I want a sure thing. As for Edge, I wouldn’t give up on him yet, he’s got a new coach that wants to give him the ball… a lot. But, he struggled last year, and the desert has meant death for RBs. So, I’m advising you to pick up the ex-Cardinal who, like Jesus, came back from the dead. Yes, since TJ left AZ, his game has been legit. The Jets used a lot of backs last year, but none of them can hold a candle to Thomas. They have a mean offensive line, all youngsters, and a very smart coach. Jones finally will have the job from day 1, he’ll prove his worth. I expect about 1,400 yards and 10 scores from him. That’s a nice 2nd round pick.

This donkey in my dynasty league offered me a trade, and while I’m pretty sure I’m going to accept, can you think of any reason for me to stand pat on this? The trade nets me Donovan McNabb, Marion Barber, and his 1st Round pick next year (probably in the 4-8 range), for Travis Henry and Tony Romo. As of now, I have Brian Westbrook, Clinton Portis, Frank Gore, Caddy, Henry, and White at RB, with Romo and Rivers at QB… I figure Barber gives me a young back with tons of talent, while McNabb gives me a better chance to win this year. Any thoughts? – Corky in Coquitlam, Canada

Before reading where you were from, I was vexed as to how you managed to steal Westbrook, Portis, Gore, Williams, and Travis Henry in one league, but then I realized, you probably have some buddies that are plucking CFL stars like Charles Roberts, Joffrey Reynolds, Ricky Williams and Robert Edwards instead of NFL guys. It’s all starting to come together, now dip those fries in something besides mayonnaise, and we can talk. Honestly, I don’t think I would do this trade. I know McNabb may seem like a sure thing at QB, but with his injury history and age, I find that hard to believe. Not too many are hot on Romo these days, but he’s in a great situation to do big things, while Phillip Rivers is a year or two away from going to the Pro Bowl. Barber has age on Travis, and if he gets the Lions’ share in Dallas – he’ll be a nice starting option, but I have a feeling TH is about to blow up in Denver’s offense. I’ve said it for years, if Travis Henry can find himself in a Bronco uniform; he’ll finish the year with Terrell Davis-like stats. I never thought it would happen, but now that it did, I’m sticking to my guns. If you want to win the title this year, keep Henry and watch him outscore your other star backs on way to carrying you to a championship. The 1st rounder next year is intriguing, as there’ll be 4 or 5 good backs available. However, Henry is a good back – a very good one, and in a great situation. Stand pat C in C,C.

Papa Weimer – **52 y/o – two open Heart surgeries and a nasty attitude**