1. For a few weeks a year Americans care more about the Brett Favre saga than Brittany’s hoo-hoo and Hilton’s home movies.

2. Fantasy Football Drafts mark the only day of the year that 12 straight guys get together to drink and never once mention a woman (Shaunna Alexander doesn’t count).

3. The worst teams are always an object of other’s affection. Yes, you’d rather see your good buddy neverwin a single game than actually win the title yourself.

4. Fantasy Football is the only thing you can put countless hours, days, and months into to win $150 and then gloat all year long about how brilliant you are.

5. Guys like this finally get to win something…

6. For 16 weeks a year you are actually up late wandering around the internet NOT looking at porn.

7. It makes Mike Martz an object of intrigue.

8. Flex Position has absolutely nothing to do with those assholes that check themselves out  in the department store window when walking down the street.

9. It’s the only time that some nerdy 165lb writer can say that a 235lb running back runs like a pussy and get 95% of his peers agree.

10. Looking at photos of Gisele Bundchen is just research on one of your favorite players.